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Conversation 1 

I had just switched on Ray to watch in the afternoon. 

The phone rings. 

- Hello, Amrita Ghosh? 

He sounds patronizing and benign! 

- Bolun. 

- Ami bank theke bolchi. Apnake SMS korlam, apni document niye eshe KYC korlen na to? 

Apnar account freeze hoye jabe to! 

He is very concerned. 

- Kon bank bolun to? 

- State Bank! 

- Ki kore jai bolun to? Bus nei, tram nei, auto nei ar account frozen tai taxi chorar o poisha nei. 

Ek kaaj korun, apni chole ashun. Ami barite eeekdom eka achchi! 

I say the last in my most seductive Ms Sen tone!!!! 

The phone goes dead!!! 

From the other end of the room comes a grumpy voice

- Jotto shob! Dile to ghum ta chotke!!!!!!!! 

😉☺🤓

Conversation 2 

- Hello Amritaji? Aap gari ka insurance karwa liye? 

- Yes. 

-Kiss se karwa ye? 

- I don't remember! 

- Aap ka gari aur aapko yaad nehi? Kayse? 

- Kiun ki main Kodu hoon. Confirmed Kodu!!!! 


Ahhh Manoj der Adbhut bari it leaves a mark on you!!!!! 

And this is so much better than loosing my cool. 

They click quick and never come back!!!!!

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